{"product_id":"mommy-milkers-ate-my-bail-money-tee","title":"MOMMY MILKERS ATE MY BAIL MONEY TEE","description":"Mommy milkers ate my bail money. A black Bella + Canvas 3001 tee with bold white front text for dairy-cartel chaos, bad financial decisions, and deeply questionable priorities.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSoft, lightweight, and printed on demand for maximum public embarrassment.","brand":"High North Supply","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":52986219200736,"sku":"2950304_9527","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":52986219233504,"sku":"2950304_4016","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52986219266272,"sku":"2950304_4017","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52986219299040,"sku":"2950304_4018","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52986219331808,"sku":"2950304_4019","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52986219364576,"sku":"2950304_4020","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52986219397344,"sku":"2950304_5295","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":52986219430112,"sku":"2950304_5310","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":52986219462880,"sku":"2950304_12871","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0650\/8131\/1456\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-black-front-6a25154426dd9.jpg?v=1780815192","url":"https:\/\/highnorthsupply.com\/products\/mommy-milkers-ate-my-bail-money-tee","provider":"High North Supply","version":"1.0","type":"link"}